Boris, I'd Blithely, Ignorantly Supposed You'd 'Transgressed' Once or At Most Twice: Potentially *14 Times Is Not Only Bad Luck - With An Extra One Thrown In For Good Measure - But Would Appear To Prove That You've Now Truly Channeled That Trans-Atlantic 'Lookalike' (Not Only 'Hairwise'), But Are Now Trying to Emulate Him (the Donald, That Is) In Defending the Utterly Indefensible...If That Works For You - And My Confidence In Your Esteemed Political Party Convinces Me IT ULTIMATELY WON'T - Then (Assuming Trump Can Do the Selfsame & Return, Triumphantly, in 2024, As I Well Suspect & Have Long Since Maintained On Numerous Occasions Since Election 2020), What Can Any Reasonable Person Say? That Pigs Can Fly, Yes, Even Peppa Herself!

*The number of such occasions that the authorities are apparently investigating to establish whether anyone, and specifically who, might have breached the Government's well-signposted covid rules. (According to the New Statesman's online report of the other day, though this morning BBC world radio mentioned the number at 12.) Accordingly, since '13' is halfway between the two, perhaps it is bitter irony that that number has ever been seen as signifying bad luck...

And how's the following to put the icing on Boris' birthday cake: I realized yesterday that that day (here in New Zealand-time) - the 2nd day of the 2nd month in the year 2022...

could well be seen as signifying the following: since 2 + 2 + 2 + 2 +2 = 10...

May I respectfully suggest - to both Prime Minister Johnson and his venerable colleagues (both new and old) - that all roads now seem to lead to 10 Downing Street...

Or should I rather put it this way: all fingers of accusation (and 'leads' the police are following up) point unerringly in that particular direction...

No kidding!